Jargon

101
International distress signal as in "I need you in Room 101 right now" so that another wolfie can come to your rescue.

29, again
The relative age of everything now after a good friend wished/asked one wolfie "happy birthday, 29 again?" with a wink on her 26th birthday. Fail. We will never let him live this one down.

Babs and Barry
Someone's parents since I'm sure they have a love child out there somewhere.

Backtracking
After doing some Christmas shopping (slash buying new dresses for ourselves),  the wolves decided to quench their thirst at a local establishment on the way back to the wolfden. One drink turned into a mini pub crawl with the rules one drink per watering hole on the route home. When we got to the intersection of Richards and Nelson, the suggestion was made to try Lucy Mae Browns which would have meant going in the other direction from our destination. Hence, no backtracking.

Blarf
The ultimate in disgusting. Also barf with an "l" that may or may not have been a spelling error that stuck. See frunk.

Bowls
A lady can't reveal all her secrets. This definition will stay in the kitchen cupboards. 

Brackets
Punctuation as a substitution to express emotions when you use the very first Brickberry ever made which is from the time before the invention of emoticons.

Bump it up a size
As in a person who is neither fat nor skinny but who insists on wearing clothing a size too small.

Chief of Staff
An arbitrary title of no real substance.

Chipits
The ultimate thank you gift. Even better if left on table in sunlight all day.

DILF
An acronym for an older man with kids that you are also sleeping with.

DO NOT PANIC!
One day at the Wolfden the fire alarm went off and the woman concierge got on the intercom and shouted through the PA system "DO NOT PANIC!! DO NOT PANIC!! THERE IS A FIRE!!!"
As in: you should probably panic. 

Doug
Someone lost in Vegas but then miraculously found 2 days later intact.

Drunch
Drinks + Brunch. I suppose drinks + dinner would just be "dinner."


Durell
Relative of the wolfpack often featured.

Fangirl
A rabid breed of human female who is obsessed with hockey players. What we are trying to avoid for the hockey talk show.

Fave Game
Emailing someecards between each other with supposed recipients, senders and subjects. Examples:

To: Whistler/Blackcomb
From: D
Re: I'm selling my snowboard

To: R+J
From: D
Re: we should start a blog

Feti (pronounced Fee-Tie)
The plural of fetus and denotes a precocious young man, obviously way too young for you.

Football
A high-paid sports star was sitting across from us. His WAG comes over and tries to kiss and hug him, but he put his whole hand over her face and pushes her away, like he was tossing a football. He was not a football player.

Frunk
While at an open bar reception for work you call for wolfie backup but instead of bbm-ing "drunk" you repeatedly type frunk. Does not refer to "[expletive] drunk" like Bruce Boudreau would say.

Helmet
Kinky game initiated by the guy forcing a child size official football helmet on a girl's regular-sized head, losing all control and self gratifying in a degrading but ultimately hilarious way.  Not to be confused with footballed (see above).

Hitting you back when I can
After getting picked up at a work event, the guy co-worker proceeds to email only every Thursday for a couple of weeks, asking you to go to the local coffee place. When you call him on it, he begs off as being really busy and just "hitting you back when I can."

Is it someone's birthday?
Asked by a waitress after we show up for weekday lunch club dressed to the nines. "No, this is how we always dress."

Laptini
Referring to the time a waitress dumped an ice cold martini in my lap.

Napa
Shangri-la.

Night-time deodorant
Why apply Degree® Clinical Protection at night?
Research shows that body temperature is not constant throughout the day and oscillates in a cycle known as the Circadian Rhythm. Under natural conditions, body temperature oscillates from a nighttime low of 97.7°F to a midday high of 98.9°F. Due to this cycle, skin is more receptive to Degree® Clinical Protection while sleeping. This gives the formula time to work and build a strong level of protection for the day ahead.

Notebooked
Like the infamous kiss in the movie, to exuberantly embrace someone, usually involving slow motion running toward each other and leaping into one another's arms. In a sentence: "J was so excited to see Dr. X that she pretty much notebooked him."

OMB
Oh.My.Bieber.

ONS
Jerk.

Patcat, PC, PCat
A good candidate for What Not to Wear. Or Hoarders.

Presidential Hair
What happens each time D tries to achieve LC hair by putting rollers in her hair.

Relationship fringe
The opposite of whore bangs.

Rodneys
Any restaurant that is a lot of fun but doesn't take reservations and always seems to have a 3 hour wait. On a Tuesday. In the afternoon.

Rundown
A blog-worthy hour by hour recap of the previous night.

Safeword
When a douchy guy in a bar refuses to acknowledge that you're not interested in him and cheekily suggests you set up a safeword. We chose go f*ck yourself.

Straight-faced emoticon
Appropriate answer to everything. :|

Vincent
Seinfeld reference.

Whore bangs
Just regular bangs with misdirected animosity.

Winnipeg
The wrong side of the tracks.

Wolfden
Residence and shoe closet of 1, then 2, then 1, then 1 + another 1's stuff, then 1 wolfie. If you install bunkbeds, we'll all move back in.

Wolfpack
Hello… how bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City haha. You guys might not know this but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack, it grew by one. So there… there was two of us in the wolf pack. I was alone first in the pack and Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys I thought “wait a second, could it be?” And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine.

Yes, No, Busboy
Devised while eating cheese breadsticks at a restaurant bar to scope out viable men in the room. Yes = means sexy times; No = is obvious; Busboy = is literally the busboy clearing tables. Most likely if a guy is deemed a busboy, you aren't going to sleep with him either.
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